iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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swooshmami:

the-grinch-who-stole-your-girl:

swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

Firstly coke chose the 250 most common names in American teens so if you are not on that list your name is obviously not common enough secondly coke is going all around the country and guess what they’ll make you a fucking can with your name on it! So chill out you fuck.

Lmao

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

bleunicorn:

what the hell is on joey’s head?